Post by Altair Stavros on Jul 4, 2014 5:55:50 GMT -5
I know the pieces fit[tags here]--[203]--[yay first post]Fifty minutes.
That was how long Altair and his trusty Phanpy sidekick Wilbur had been wandering around since they got lost. It was such a short time, but it felt like ages and ages since they last saw civilization.
It was probably Altair's mind being overly-dramatic again, but he couldn't help it. Drama was his life. If trainers lived and breathed to battle, then he lived and breathed to perform. kind of like a Coordinator, if one thought about it. Perhaps in another life, he would have been a coordinator like how Rachel and some of his friends sidelined as such.
But that was neither here nor there. He had to focus on the now. It was just that the now was so sucky since they were freakin' lost in the middle of nowhere like that one show with the weirdly-colored and oddly-drawn Growlithe, the flighty yet nice old woman and that evil jerk she had for a husband. Good times. Good times.
”I have got to stop watching reruns of old cartoons and marathon them when I have nothing to do....” Altair muttered to himself. ”They're making me rant in my head and now even out loud.”
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Post by P✿pple on Jul 4, 2014 10:44:52 GMT -5
Dig Dig Dig . . . What's this?!Congratulations, You've found  RELIC VASE !A vase made in a civilization about 3,000 years ago. A maniac will buy it for a high price.
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Post by Altair Stavros on Jul 6, 2014 23:56:02 GMT -5
I know the pieces fit[tags here]--[257]--[yay first post]”You need to pee, Wilbur?”
Altair had a half-exasperated, half-concerned tone as he stared down at the aforementioned Phanpy. Great. Just great. First they get lost and now the tiny blue elephant needed to pee out here in the Badlands where everyone could see him.
Now, this wouldn't be a problem if Wilbur were a regular pokemon caught from the wild. He could just pee anywhere with no fuss. But nooooo... Wilbur was a pokemon born and bred in captivity and was meant to be a pet around the house. Therefore Altair had him potty-trained.
Yes. He was outrageous enough to potty-train a pokemon so that they can go in their own toilets (because newspapers on the floor are just barbaric and litter boxes are close to that level of primitive and insulting). Don't judge.
”Just... go find a pot here somewhere. There's probably something buried in the sand and dirt that you can pee in.” Altair finally answered in a strained voice after staring at Wilbur incredulously for a few moments.
He had meant for it to be a joke, so he didn't expect Wilbur to start sniffing around the area frantically to look for a toilet. Or rather a chamber pot in this case, but who cares about technicalities?
Altair didn't expect Wilbur to find anything though, so imagine his surprise when he dragged a gray pot in the sand a bit ways off from where he was and began to pee in it.
Well. Who knew there were pots here?
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Post by Lyro on Jul 7, 2014 3:23:53 GMT -5
Dig Dig Dig . . . What's this?!Congratulations, You've found  RELIC CROWN !A crown made in a civilization about 3,000 years ago. A maniac will buy it for a high price.
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Post by Altair Stavros on Jul 18, 2014 7:13:44 GMT -5
I know the pieces fit[tags here]--[207]--[yay first post]”Wilbur?”
”Phanpy?”
Red eyes could only stare at the rusty and dusty crown on the Phanpy's head. He wasn't sure if the thing was supposed to be black or gray or even horribly tarnished bronze. ”...Where did you get that crown on your head? Moreover, when did you put that on your head?”
A short blue trunk pointed to the ground. ”Phanpy.”
There was silence for a moments as red eyes blinked a couple of times. ”I don't know why I keep bothering to ask you when I can't even understand a word you say.” Altair sighed and rubbed his forehead.
Wilbur stared at the strange human he called Big Daddy along with his newer pokemons (he had no idea why Quixote would break down in laughter or why Evita would snicker whenever they heard that name) before snorting. ”Phanpy.” Humans were weird.
”Bah. This heat is getting to me.” Altair grumbled in a very uncharacteristic manner. Truly, the heat was getting to him if he was starting to drop his normal optimism and brightness. Why, he hadn't smiled for over an hour! That has got to be a record.
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Post by P✿pple on Jul 18, 2014 14:27:30 GMT -5
Dig Dig Dig . . . What's this?!Congratulations, You've found RELIC VASE !A vase made in a civilization about 3,000 years ago. A maniac will buy it for a high price.
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Post by Altair Stavros on Jul 21, 2014 23:29:03 GMT -5
I know the pieces fit[tags here]--[156]--[yay first post]”Wilbur?”
”Phanpy?”
Altair made a long-suffering sigh as he massaged the bridge of his nose. ”Why are you sitting on a pot and raising your chin like that?”
A short blue trunk pointed to the crown on Wilbur's head. ”Phanpy! Phanpy Phan.”
There was silence for a moments as red eyes blinked a couple of times before they rolled upwards. ”You know, I keep telling myself not to ask you things and you keep doing ridiculous things that keep me asking. Why, Wilbur? Why must you do all this?”
Wilbur looked almost smug as he stared at Altair from his makeshift throne, which was nothing more than a large upturned pot with pretty designs. ”Phanpy.”
Altair sighed again. This was the last time he was going to get lost with Wilbur. If there was a next time, he might do something... unsightly and all too much like his previous self.
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Post by P✿pple on Jul 22, 2014 10:36:55 GMT -5
Dig Dig Dig . . . What's this?!Congratulations, You've found  VENUSAURITE !For the man who's just too pretty for pants and the one who just can't get it up. Venusaurite. Let out your inner goddess. |
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Post by Altair Stavros on Jul 23, 2014 10:06:47 GMT -5
I know the pieces fit[tags here]--[203]--[yay first post]”Oh! Another one of those intriguingly shiny orbs~!”
Wilbur's ears perked up. ”Phanpy~!” The small blue elephant scampered over to where his trainer was, his rusty crown still on his head as he went to look at the shiny orb.
”I wonder who keeps dropping these pretty orbs out here in the desert for anyone to pick up.” Altair commented as he raised the stone to eye level. The stone was perfectly round and translucent, with a bright teal body and a purple cat's eye in the center. If he didn't know any better, he would say that someone made a giant marble for him to find. But that's impossible, because no one aside from his family and his assistants knew that he was even here.
Then the original question stood. Who were dropping these stones and why? In order to find out, he would have to keep any of the ones he found for himself. Easy enough as long as they weren't lost forever in this blasted desert in his grandmother's homeland.
”Hm... guess I will just have to ask around about these pretty little trinkets." Altair muttered to himself after a few moments.
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