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Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 19, 2014 22:48:41 GMT -5
Well, that had been an experience. How the hell had Josh gotten onto Dewford? I mean, with ocean on all sides, who in their right mind would be able to get past all the twists and turns and brave the oceans to find their way here?
Why, with his Gyarados mini-army of course! With two blue Gyarados scouting the area to find Dewford, and a big red Gyarados holding Josh and his Pikachu, Lightning, on his back, it was no problem getting here! Now those giant monsters had a use besides scaring people! What joy!
For now though, Josh was just enjoying himself after all that travelling. How? Fishing, obviously. Sadly, he hadn't caught a fucking thing and honestly it was getting a little bit tedious. "Just be patient..." Josh whispered with a sigh. "Pika Pika...." Lightning let out with a sigh of his own, sitting beside Josh and watching the water. They had heard Dewford was a great fishing spot, but so far, there had been nothing!
"Maybe we're in the wrong spot?" he suggested, looking over at the Pikachu with the little blue bandana hanging on his neck. "Let's go try another" he suggested with a small smile. "Pika!" Lightning chirped as Josh put the bait and tools away and put the line back in his pack. Afterword, they'd get walking, looking for a better spot.
The day couldn't get much more exciting then this, right?
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 21, 2014 2:15:59 GMT -5
Overrun by couples and children frolicking on the beach, Dewford lived up to its reputation as a popular vacation spot. The ocean boasted blues that made the sky bright with envy, and the way the cool sea breeze complimented the Summer heat made it difficult to stay locked up in the A.C. If you were a Dewford local, it was difficult to escape the itch to go swimming or fishing, because it wasn't often when the weather was this accommodating.
As relaxing as Dewford was supposed to be, it was nothing but chaotic if you ran into the wrong crowd. "EEEAAAAAHH! Stop! Rethink your life choices!" Several Wingull that were huddled in the sand flew in alarm as Danny ran right through them, zipping on by as his own Wingull struggled to keep up with him. Even with those thin, narrow wings and the encouragement of the wind didn't help Larry out-speed Danny when he was in panic mode. Ever since Danny took his first step onto Dewford island, he imagined having a peaceful vacation full of pretty girls, fun in the sun, and maybe some fresh coconuts. He certainly never expected being chased by a mob of 13 kids, most wielding water guns that were at least half their size, and each time a shot connected, it felt like a wet bee sting.
Thankfully Danny was graced with his father's long legs, and out-speeding the children wasn't an issue. The problem was that once they were pissed off, they managed to track him, no matter where he hid. The moment Josh came into view though, he had an idea. It might've been over-the-top, but this was drastic and necessary. "Hey, blonde Shaggy. Cover me. I was never here, got it?" Holding a finger to his lips, attempting to hush any sort of protest, his eyes darted around for some sort of cover. Any cover would do. Unfortunately for Danny, there was only sand and ocean, and unless he could bury himself before the rampaging brat circus arrived, he had one more option. "Don't touch my stuff. This is the biggest emergency of my life, so please and thank you!" Dropping his bag next to Josh, he immediately ran into the ocean, submerging himself entirely save for his nose.
Larry sure wasn't about to go in there with him, and as the armed and dangerous children ran up to Josh, all Larry could do was hop next to his Pikachu in the hopes that they wouldn't recognize him. A curly haired girl stepped forward, with two small water pistols in her hands, and two large water guns strapped to her back. "Hey, mister. See any weirdos walking around?" She demanded, even going so far as to point her water gun at Josh's face. The rest of the kids eventually caught up to her, standing by with alert stares on the off chance that the enemy was still around.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 21, 2014 2:53:54 GMT -5
Josh and Lightning were walking briskly when they heard sounds behind them. Turning his head, the blonde noticed a man running, with a Wingull flying beside him, and an army of squirt-gun wielding monsters-I mean children, not too far off. Looks like the guy was in a bit of trouble, by the looks of it, but the kids seemed to have lost sight of him for now anyway. He wondered, how in the blue hell had this guy and his mega pelican managed to piss off an army of 13 armed and loaded kids on a desolate and off the beaten path island like this? Screw that, you needed to go out of your way and then some just to get here! He highly doubted this place got visitors very often.. You would think the locals would have some patience.
Then he addressed him, asking him to cover him before diving into the water. Blonde Shaggy? Had the asshole really called him that while asking him for help? The nerve of that guy. Josh was incredibly tempted to rat him out to the kids and be on his way, but he didn't feel like being that mean today. Finally the kids arrived. With how they acted, no wonder they didn't get many visitors. As the girl pointed the water gun at his face, Lightning's cheeks sparked in warning. "Pika..." He warned in a cold tone.
"Lightning, stand down. They're just kids. But if they fire, feel free to shock them all" he said with a small smirk. He had a feeling it'd keep them from firing..,
He looked at the kids with a small smile. "Weirdos? You mean like the guy who just ran by here?" He asked innocently. "Did he have crappy long black hair, and dopey eyes, and had this big fearful look on his face like a Gastly tried to lick his face off?" He asked with a smile, knowing full well that the guy could hear him. This was for calling him Blonde Shaggy, of course. "He went down that street" he said, pointing to the corner that led down another street. "If you're looking for him, I'd hurry. He looked so panicked he might get far from here within a couple of minutes"
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 23, 2014 14:58:05 GMT -5
It wasn't easy standing on his tippy toes like this, but at least when he decided to walk around Dewford, he decided to wear the most appropriate clothing for the situation. Right now, his bright orange and yellow floral shirt started to float above his chest, and he had to constantly shove it down so it wouldn't give his position away. He was also taking advantage of the sandal weather while he could, so he thankfully didn't have to deal with wet socks or wet tennis shoes. Besides shirt troubles, the most important thing he had to deal with was keeping his nose up while occasionally straining to tilt his head to see if the mob was still after him. In the corner of his peripheral vision, he managed to catch the brutal redhead pointing a water gun at Josh, showing no mercy if he answered incorrectly. Fearing that he was next if he didn't keep his head down, he sucked in as much air as he could before submerging himself entirely. It sucked that the ocean was as cold as it was, but he preferred it over the stinging shots of each water bullet.
Never expecting a threat out of such a cute Pikachu, the kids immediately recoiled the moment they saw sparks flying out of those cheeks. They might not be Pokemon Professors, but even they heard about electricity's relationship with water. Scowling at the threat, she tried to act tough until she heard the description. "Sounds like him. Not that you don't have dopey eyes yourself." She teased, resorting to insults if water guns were off limits. The moment he pointed at the street, she motioned for everyone to follow her as she sprinted onward with a rebellious scream. "That guy is going straight into a watery grave by the time we're done with him!" She didn't bother to hide her anger as the rest of her troupe shouted what they planned on doing to him the moment they caught him, and none of it sounded pleasant to say the least.
Larry could only watch in horror as the children stampeded off into the distance, realizing just how lucky he was not to be a target of their amusement anymore. <Children travel in packs. Mightyena travel in packs. This is not a coincidence.> Heaving a sigh of relief, Larry toppled onto his back, not even minding how hot the sand was after bathing in the sun all morning. Meanwhile, Danny was turning blue from holding his breath for so long. Blue. Purple. More shades of purple. Blue and purple. And then he gave up and tipped his lips out of the water, still frantically trying to breathe while hiding in the cover of the ocean. Were those monsters even gone yet? He didn't know, but oxygen was more important at this point.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 23, 2014 17:49:12 GMT -5
Josh only smirked as the girl commented on his eyes. He was tempted to have Lightning scare them off with Thunderbolt, but he decided not to make enemies today. Instead, he watched as the rabid children would follow their leader and run down where he had pointed out, despite the fact he had been lying. After watching them go, he looked over at where he had seen the man jump into the water.
"They're gone, you idiot" he remarked calmly, as much as he was annoyed with the insulting nickname, he still didn't feel like being responsible for him drowning. "Come on up before you drown" he stated, shaking his head. "I'd be careful though, if they come back, they claimed they're putting you in a watery grave"
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 24, 2014 19:25:20 GMT -5
With his ears still submerged in the water, Josh’s words couldn’t be deciphered unless you cleared up the audio with a computer. Deciding to risk taking another peek out of the water, he bobbed his head up, catching a view of the kids running towards the rising sun, which was his cue to leap out of the water like a Wailord and gasp for beautiful gulps of air. Maybe he was imagining things, but Josh didn’t look too happy about the whole thing. There was a chance he was even peeved at being thrown into the child mob with little warning, but it wasn’t as if Danny intended to sic the kids after him. Josh just happened to be in the wrong place, and Danny happened to bump into him at the wrong time. ”Heh, thanks for that. You, good and excellent noble sir, have saved my life.” Stumbling out of the water, he managed to trip over his sandals on the way out, landing near Josh as if he was trying to mooch food or money off of him. ”Watery grave, huh? No kidding.” Sand slipped into his mouth thanks to the fall, and he squinted in disgust as he spat it back out. As soon as he was back on two feet, Larry made himself comfortable under the shade his shadow provided. It wasn’t much, but it beat sitting in the sun.
”Oh, whatever. They’ll be tuckered out by the time they find me. By the time they go all the way down there, their parents will be telling them to come home.” At least, Danny hoped that was the case. He couldn’t predict the potty breaks a kid could have with their teeny peeny bladders, so if one came back and spotted him, that meant trouble for the both of them. ”Thank you, my savior. I bequeath you with a fresh banana to properly set things straight between us.” He heaved his bag over his shoulder and fiddled around with the contents inside, and with his snacks out on top, it took little effort to present a single banana to Josh as a peace offering.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 24, 2014 22:04:49 GMT -5
Josh let out a sigh and watched as the fool made his way out of the water. The poor Wingull, he thought to himself, having to follow this guy around everywhere. He just hoped he didn't make as many mistakes with his Pokemon as he did with other people. Still, he was happy to see he was unharmed, despite the way he had treated him and the way he had pissed off those kids.
He listened to the man's thanks, and nodded. "You're welcome" he said with a small smile as he welcomed Lightning back onto his shoulder. "If I were you, I'd find somewhere else to hide that doesn't involve you drowning before they come back" he commented. "Those kids sounded like they meant business"
The man seemed confident in the pee breaks of the children. Hopefully he was right. And after all that fancy talk, he thanked him with... A banana?
Josh blinked for a moment, trying to make sense of this man's madness. "Uhh... Thanks?" he said, a bit overwhelmed as he took the banana. "Pikachu....?" Lightning muttered, his ears going down. HE was just as confused as his Trainer was.
What the hell had this loony done to piss off those kids anyway? Piss on them? With his current behavior, he wouldn't be surprised if the man had taken a pee break on the kids and invoked their watery squirt gun wrath.
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 25, 2014 13:38:01 GMT -5
Nodding in agreement at Josh’s sagely advice, he could already imagine those ruffians dressed in expensive tuxedos because they meant all kinds of business. Of course, he deserved it from start to finish. It wasn’t every day that you saw a bunch of attractive older women boasting their assets at the beach, and maybe throwing a couple of sweet lines towards the mother hens while the children were around wasn’t his best idea ever. Calling it ‘flirting’ was an exaggeration in his mind, but it was so easy to get carried away with serenading the beautiful with well-deserved compliments, that his words suddenly shed their saccharine skin when he was around others that he didn’t care to impress. Babies, kids, and the elderly all fit this category. Babies just didn’t register whatever he wanted to say, children varied depending on their maturity, but mobs of children were clingy and hyper, and the elderly had this tendency to talk his ears off. This was the golden triangle of people Danny couldn’t be around, but avoiding them proved to be difficult when there were destructive circumstances. ”A hiding place sounds like a good idea, but unfortunately this part of Dewford seems to be fresh out of them.” It was nothing but a long stretch of beach around these parts, and unless he was willing to walk all the way over to Granite Cave, he was outta luck.
”So if we can’t hide the person, why not disguise the person?” He hit his fist at the palm of his open hand the moment the idea made itself home, and even if he didn’t know all of the details, he was convinced that this was the best way to guarantee his safety. ”By the way, the name’s Danny. I also respond to: ‘Hey, you!’, ‘Loser’, ‘Nice Butt’, and a mountain high list of other things. ‘Nice Butt’ is the current favorite, so feel free to call me that.” Not that Josh was his type, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with being told that he had a perfect tushie. ”And right here is my wingman, Larry. Guaranteed best man at my wedding, assuming I ever get that lucky.”Lifting up his foot to show off his Wingull, Larry didn’t even bother to hop off of him, instead preferring to go through the trouble of pulling off a balancing act until Danny finally switched to a more casual pose.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 25, 2014 14:12:05 GMT -5
Not many people rubbed Josh the wrong way. Actually, Josh was generally a very friendly sort that went to any sort of lengths to help someone in need. It took quite a bit to get him riled up, but nobody said anything about getting him annoyed. Danny had already rubbed him the wrong way from the beginning, and his attitude sure didn't help, nor did his... Rather odd sense of bravado. But Josh was a patient sort, he'd deal.
”A hiding place sounds like a good idea, but unfortunately this part of Dewford seems to be fresh out of them.” the aloof one had stated. He was right. Josh's first suggestion would have been a boat right the fuck out of Dewford, but he didn't actually see any boats around. If there had been, Josh would probably have taken one himself.
"A.... Disguise?" he parroted, blinking at the man's suggestion. As crazy as he seemed, it was probably best for his safety. That he could agree with. Annnnd then the introductions set in. The more the man nicknamed himself, the more Josh was tempted to ask Lightning to hit him with Thundershock. The look the Pikachu gave his Trainer told that Lightning felt the exact same way and would most likely shock the pants off of this nut the second Josh even gave a signal. But Josh held off. No need. For now anyway. He even introduced his Pokemon oddly, though he and the Wingull had already met.
"My name's Josh" he responded with a small smirk. "I think that's all I really respond to" he snarked, his sense of humor coming back just a bit. "And this is my partner, Lightning" he said, motioning toward the Pikachu on his shoulder. "Pikachu!" Lightning chirped in greeting, despite his suspicions about the nut in front of the mouse.
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 26, 2014 18:10:34 GMT -5
Based on the question mark shaped vibes he was picking up with his social sensors, Danny deduced that Josh had no idea where he was going with this idea. An excellent deduction, soon to be confirmed as Josh repeated the suggestion in disbelief. ”You agree, right? I’m thinking of wearing a coconut bra, and…and maybe seaweed for hair! I know there was some in there, because I felt it, and it was squishy.” Pointing an accusing finger at the ocean, he cringed at the slithery sensation of wet plants squeezing around his toes and beyond. Yuck yuck yuck. ”I can just strip down to my swimsuit and—oh, I should hide my face too. Do you have any sunglasses on you?” Now that the idea was thrown out there, the plan came to life and rolled on its own accord. All he needed to do was actually find the materials he needed, which brought him to Josh’s new mission.
Once the introductions were out of the way, including a chirpy ‘hello’ from the caped Pikachu (which was actually a bandanna), he felt the itch to get started on the perfect escape plan. ”Good to meet you, Josh and Lightning. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a Josh and Lightning? I don’t know why. It just seems to fit.” At least it made sense with the Pikachu’s electric theme, but somehow he wasn’t surprised that this guy was a Josh. ”Soooo, let’s play dress up now that we’re acquainted. Because what else do acquaintances do?” ‘Friends’ didn’t feel like the right word for this situation, but if things went well, he certainly didn’t mind giving Josh that social promotion. ”Larry, think you can help find a coconut tree? I think they grow around here. I mean we can always be old-fashioned and buy them ourselves, but that’s gonna take too long.” He snickered at how comfortable Larry was getting in the sand, but the moment the Wingull heard his name, he quietly hopped to face Danny and gave him a dedicated salute. “Wingull, wing wing!” Larry let out a cheery caw as he flew to Danny’s eye level, repeating the salute one more time before he zipped away to check out the nearby trees for any sign of fruit.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 26, 2014 21:13:47 GMT -5
A... Coconut bra and seaweed hair? This guy got loonier and loonier the more he spoke. The bewildered look on Josh's face said it all as he kept on talking, as Josh kept listening to this nonsense. "I... Don't have any spare" he admitted when he asked about sunglasses. Josh only had one pair on him at the moment. His other one he'd left at home by accident last he'd been there. "But I think there's a stall that sells them not too far from here" he said, shrugging. "Could probably grab a pair if you're willing to shed a few bucks to save your skin" he suggested, cracking his neck casually.
”Good to meet you, Josh and Lightning. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a Josh and Lightning? I don’t know why. It just seems to fit.” the looney dooney prattled on in what Josh supposed was his version of an introduction. Maybe he was just naturally this way? Josh tried, tried and tried so very hard to cut this man as much slack as possible. He didn't like to be judgmental, everyone was different. And it wasn't like he hated the guy! Hate was a strong word, very few people actually got on Josh's "Shit List". This guy was just bewildering the fuck out of him, that's all. Although the "Blonde Shaggy" comment left a bad taste in his mouth, and his attitude just wasn't helping his cause, Josh thought, scratching his head.
"Uhhh.... Okay" he said, blinking as the man talked about playing dress-up. Great, he'd gotten pulled into his shenanigans. What now? Well, it wasn't like Josh had much else to do during his stay in Dewford. Might as well play along. He hoped the poor Wingull didn't hurt itself with the saluting. If it did, Josh would be the first to punch Danny for prompting it. While not a violent person, that changed when a Pokemon's safety came into concern.
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 28, 2014 21:35:59 GMT -5
Upon hearing Josh’s revelation, Danny’s expression immediately drooped into despair. So his face had to be covered another way, unless Josh was willing to hand over his only pair of sunglasses for the time being. ”So you’re saying that you still have one on hand...eh…” Guilt bomb officially dropped, although he had serious doubts about whether it would change the blonde’s mind about giving them to him. ”I guess I can do that. I won’t accept anything but the best. Lightning, you’re in charge of Larry while I’m gone!” Normally he wasn’t so bad at names, but Josh kind of looked like a super hero that could be named ‘Lightning’, so he ended up pointing at Josh. ”Just send him my way or something if he comes by, or—or I’ll come back! Yeah.” This plan was crumbling around his feet the moment Josh brought the shop up, but Danny was willing to go the distance to guarantee his safety. Before you could say ‘Wheezing Sneezing” while hopping on a single leg, Danny was gone, following his dreams and the vague feeling of seeing that same shop on his way over here. Maybe his memory wouldn’t be so fickle if he wasn’t running for his physical well-being on the way over here, but that was how it was. Thankfully his memory wasn’t that much of a failure, because right after passing it by, he skidded to a stop once he saw a familiar chalk drawing of a palm tree wearing sunglasses blur right by him. Retracing his steps was easy enough, and just by looking at the line, this wouldn’t even take 5 minutes. Assuming that the muscular stud boasting a banana hammock in front of him could make up his mind and buy what he wanted, this wouldn’t be so bad. And then it became bad because he happened to look down, and what was packed in that treasure chest was difficult to ignore.
While Danny was stuck sweating uncomfortably in line, Larry managed to score a fresh coconut from one of the local palm trees. Carrying it was a bit of an issue, but he managed to balance it out by scooping it into a huge leaf, using it like a net as he happily flew to where he last saw Danny, Josh, and Lightning. From what he saw, he could only see two out of three of his main party members, and the leader was far from here. “Wingull?” He cocked his head to the side as he swooped around Josh, eventually twirling his way down until he finally rested with his prize in the sand. Well, if Danny wasn’t here, but one of his acquaintances was, then Josh probably knew what was up. Instead of asking about the situation, though, Larry found it fit to just stare up at Josh until the answer was presented to him on a silver platter.
O O C:
Tee-hee. 69th post and I got to use the phrase 'banana hammock'.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Aug 30, 2014 22:21:11 GMT -5
Oh man, he had to drop the guilt bomb. He considered giving him his own pair for a moment, but figured it wasn't worth the hassle. For some reason, he doubted he would have his sunglasses returned to him after the ordeal, better to keep his possessions tight for now. The blonde blinked though as the man referred to him as Lightning. Hello? That's the Pikachu's name! Lightning, the actual Lightning, couldn't help but raise an eyebrow just as his Trainer did at this, obviously a bit alarmed and taken aback by this, just as his Trainer was.
So.... They'd been left in charge of the Wingull. Guess the guy figured the kids might recognize the Wingull when he could have done something sensible like... I don't know... Put it back in it's Poke Ball? Unless he'd STOLEN that Wingull and it was only tagging along in order to preserve it's own life, of course. It was an absurd thought to Josh, who laughed it off a bit. But yet... He didn't put it past Danny to do it. He seemed like he could be the type, as much as Josh hated to admit.
But for now, the guy had asked for coconuts, and he noticed the Wingull attempting to score one itself. Josh decided to help with the second one. Spying, a coconut tree, Josh nodded at Lightning before pointing at the coconut hanging from it. "Lightning, use Thunderbolt!" he commanded. "Pika.... CHUUUU!" Lightning let out as the electricity sprouted from his body, striking the coconut and knocking it off the tree. Josh smirked and picked the second coconut up. "Alright... Was there anything else we were supposed to get?" he mused, scratching his beard.
Post by Danny Kazuki on Aug 31, 2014 11:36:53 GMT -5
In all his years of life on this planet, Danny never encountered a pair of plump buttcheeks that managed to devour half a speedo. Usually girls were the ones that were subject to curve hugging cloth, so when he was forced behind the arrogance of this boy with pride in his downtown regions, he was horrified for even looking in the first place. How did his eyes get down there anyways? Maybe it started with subtle curiosity at another guy’s choice in swimwear, which was totally heterosexual and couldn’t be taken out of context, but then surprise banana hammock. Embarrassed but not willing to back out of line, Danny feigned interest in how amazing the clouds looked until it was his turn to buy something cheap at this roadside stall. Immediately thankful when the guy up front moved out of his peripheral vision, Danny practically crawled onto the counter as he slid his dots over to the cashier. ”I need a pair of sunglasses, and um…” Now that he was here, some of the other props looked pretty interesting. There were pineapple hats to beer hats that let you drink hands-free, and then there were glowstick bracelets and necklaces that turned Dewford’s residents into a swarm of rainbow lit Volbeats. As cool as that sounded, he couldn’t do much with that during the day. There was a convenient fake mustache on sale though, and he instantly knew that that was the prop for him. ”The mustache. Extra fuzzy, please.” He couldn’t keep his snickering to himself as the bewildered shopkeeper managed to hand everything over to him with a weak, professional smile.
With half his disguise put together, he could feel the stray black hairs of his cheap toy mustache brush against his inner nose, mercilessly tickling him each time he moved, and with how the mustache was taped onto his face, he feared that even a single sneeze would be enough to shake it loose. Everything seemed to be going to plan, but of course, Danny wasn’t playing the game of life on level easy. One of the kids from before was sprinting back towards Josh in a half-run, half-waddle because of the pain of having a full bladder. At least the kid was in too much of a hurry to bother to confront Josh, but he ran right past the disguised Danny, not even recognizing him when all thoughts were directed towards the nearest bathroom. ”Uh…was that…?” Turning around to catch a glimpse of the departing blur, he managed to get a good look at the heavy water guns strapped to the kid’s back. ”Something tells me it was.” Well, he was relieved that he wasn’t recognized, but if one was coming back, then the rest couldn’t be far behind.
Good thing Josh, Lightning, and Larry was here though, armed with the two coconuts he needed to make the best coconut bra ever. ”Hey, guys. How do I look? Do I seem new and improved? A kid totally just ran past me, not even giving me a second glance. Maybe this’ll be enough, huh?” He skipped back to the group with a friendly grin hidden behind his nose bush, still finding the mustache as irritating as fleas on a dog, but he was enduring it for the sake of survival. Larry was probably the only one pleased with his return, which he acknowledged with a subtle nod. "Two coconuts? Hm...I think to make a coconut bra, you just need to cut one in half...unless you want one too? I bet you do, Joshy boy." The amused smirk he had was inevitable as he imagined himself and his new, less than amused, partner in crime.
Post by Josh Dragomir on Sept 1, 2014 23:29:31 GMT -5
While Danny was checking out male buttcheeks and getting several new elements for his disguise, Josh had decided to sit down in the grass and feed the Pokemon. He'd laid out a bowl of food for Lightning, and even one for the Wingull. Nearby were bowls of food for Pokemon that would turn out to be a Typhlosion, Charmeleon, Combusken, Squirtle and plus one near the water for what turned out to be a red Gyarados who's scales shined and sparkled in the sun. Finally, Danny would return, most disguise elements in hand.
Josh looked less then amused at the prospect of a coconut bra for himself, so he quietly shook his head and took out a tool that would turn out to be a massive blade coming out of what seemed to be a pocket knife case. He would cut up the coconut and feed it to his Pokemon, even giving a piece to the Wingull as well.
"Well, hopefully kids won't recognize you" he commented in terms of his disguise. "Considering you easily managed to sneak over to the stalls, you could probably find a way off Dewford before they find you though" he suggested. "At least until the heat dies down. Kids can be forgetful at times, especially those their age"
